Right. So.
About the website and stuff. After it was blocked because of a malware attack, I had to remove all the homepages. Because of this, and the fact that I do very different stuff now, I have to re-do the site. Problem is now I don't have much time anymore between work, school, friends, family, and other projects. That and I'm a useless lazy bum. But eventually I'll get around to putting the site back up, I promise. Kinda. Well I only promise a little bit.
But what I have managed to set up is an inside joke with my friends that you, Mr. Stranger, might find funny as well.